El Padrino

I became a godfather for the fifth time today (not the date on the post, a couple of years ago) and, full disclosure, I'm not Catholic. Evidently some sacerdotes (priests) allow for  flexibility in the rules. Don't tell the Catholic church.

The padrino (godfather) along with the madrina (godmother) are an essential part of the baptismal ceremony/rite. The parent(s) and godparents, along with the priest make a new Catholic in just a few easy steps. 

One of the statements that is required of the adult participants is to renounce Satan. Now I don't even know the guy, and I'm positive he doesn't exist, yet I've denounced him five times, better safe than whatever.

Our godson was definitely not a fan of having water (holy or not) poured on his head. That streak of resistance should serve him well in life. After all, are children actually religious? I think not.  Labeling kids as Christian, Muslim, Jewish, etc. is just a way to get them into the fold before they realize what it means. Shame on us (me).

Anyway, our godson handled the ritual pretty well. At least he wasn't subjected to any genital mutilation. Don't get me started.

One of the final responsibilities of the padrino is to throw money. It's called bolo, I think. Kids gather around the church steps and body check each other diving for coins. Some adults are not shy about summoning their inner child in this situation. The tradition is supposed to bring prosperity. Personally, I believe putting that money in some type of interest bearing account would be more likely to guarantee that prosperity.

Finally, I like a good tradition as much as the next person. And I willingly participate in this particular recruiting process because it means something to the believers. But for me the "truth" is our godson will grow up to be a person of substance and worth because he learns to value himself and others with strength and kindness. He will walk this earth with determination and humility. And he will make this world a place that promotes the dignity and humanity of everyone he meets. And I'll be there for him as long as I can. Assuming I don't run into Satan in a dark alley somewhere. (Payback's a bitch)